SHOCKCORRIDOR - TV show

by Jelena Spaic

GET READY FOR THE GAME! The ShockCorridor show is about to begin on Belgrade Art TV, in just a few minutes!
We are appealing to all unstable and weak hearted to turn their heads from TV screens, children are asked to go to childrenrooms, religious should strengthen their faith in prayers, credulous should hold their amulets tighter than ever, vain should get rid of their mirrors, ‘cause it might not show any reflection, those with Oedipus complex should stick to their loving mothers, ‘cause pedophiles will buttress their authority by mentioning the name of St. Pahomije, cripples won’t take part in the Oscar race, murderers won’t turn out to be good guys in the end, acid consumer will put Lydia Lunch’s sexual fantasies on tape, the cocaine montage of five-minute Faust will change James Brown – which, in turn, will go unnoticed by Priest Cira/Spira because of Saca, whose inner organs will be pulled out through his rectum by an anonymous Japanese, just to punish him for having glanced at the "beautiful Pastor's daughter". ShockCorridor should be written in Byzantine font!! Authors of TV show: Aleksandar Radivojevic & Nenad Bekvalac